

My name is Haley. I'm not from Oklahoma, but I've lived here for over ten years now. People still regularly make comments like, "well, you're not an actual Oklahoman…" After a recent discussion about this, it was decided by a panel of experts (friends + booze) that I could become an Oklahoman by engaging in a number of Oklahoma related activities.
so far:
After hiking the Wichitas, go to Meers for a Meersburger
Alabaster Caverns
Amtrak Heartland Flier
attend a cattle auction
Attend a monster truck rally.
Attend a rattlesnake roundup.
attend a rodeo
attend a salvage/repo auction
Attend a Toby Keith concert.
Become a Thunder Cheerleader or Super-Fan
BLACK MESA
blue whale!
bo bo's chicken
Boat on Lake Eufaula
Buy live bait from a vending machine
calf fries
chase a tornado
Check out the Great Salt Flats
CHEWING TOBACCO!
Conquer Mt. Scott.
cow tipping
crawdad fishing, of course!!! With bacon...totally oklahoman!
crawfish boil
Cruise Route 66.
Dance in a powwow
Dig for crystals at Salt Plains
Do a ridealong with the OKCPD.
Do a shopping mall trip with the Southside Locos.
Do some target practice in your backyard
dress up for the norman medieval fair
drink 3.2% beer and LIKE IT!!!
drink homemade wine
Drive out of state for six-point Budweiser
Dye clothes with lake water
eat an entire deep fried pie
Eat at Toby Keith's
eat chicken fried steak and eggs for breakfast with a mountain of gravy and tabasco
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Enter and win the Noodling Queen Pagent at the Okie Noodling Festival in Paul's Valley
FLY A KITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
frog giggin'
Gain 147 lbs.
gamble away the rent $ at a Casino
get a conceal/carry license
Get a gnarly farmer tan.
Get a state license.. I mean that's pretty hard to argue against..
Get a sunburn at the lake.
Get a VPO on a family member.
get checked for tics
Get drunk and make out with randoms.
Get fake nails, red ones.
Get married and divorced in the same month
get pregnant
get prego at Falls Creek Church Camp, then allow doctors to psychologically torture before giving you the "OK" to abort.
Get your photo on people of Wal Mart.
Ghost Hunting!
Go camping!
Go fishing
Go for a pop at Pop's.
Go line dancing.
Go meet Murv Jacob at his gallery in Tahlequah
Go muddin'!
Go on the trolley tour in Guthrie
go rock climbing
Go spelunking.
Go to a local high school football game just cause you live in the district and eat friyo chili pie while you are there.
Go to a rodeo
Go to a rodeo- in daisy dukes and cowgirl boots..
go to a thunder game
Go to Braum's and order at least a 1/4 burgers with fries and either a milkshake or a glass of their whole milk. Yuk!
go to Skulls Unlimited / Museum of Osteology
Go to the Golden Dragon in Lawton.
go to the lazy e
Go to the Panhandle
Go to the Winchester drive-in for all 3 movies, while sneaking someone in in the trunk
Go to "the lake". Which refers to any lake in OK. And find that lake's party spot.
Go "mudd'n"
Hang out with Sebastian
Hanson Concert
Harvest some calf testicles for dinner
Have lunch with Sally Kern.
Heartland Flyer
Hide out in Robbers Cave
Hike in the Witchitas
Hunt animals while drinking moonshine
Jam with the Flaming Lips.
jenks aquarium
Karaoke in Arcadia
lasso mailboxes from the back of a truck
Learn to drive a big rig.
learn to salsa
Let Xenobia tie you up
live in a trailer park, but break your lease.
make an exciting trip to "the city" to shop at sams club and eat at cracker barrel
make fun of people that go noodling
make out with cody ingram
Make squirrel jerky.
make stew from roadkill
Manufacture methamphetamine INSIDE a Wal Mart.
map out all the dry counties
Marry me :(
Meers burger
memorize all of the Oklahoma University title championships
move out of Oklahoma only to return within a year.
Move to New York
mud. wrestle.
Mullet.
Murder Mystery Hotel in Guthrie
Noodling
okc zoo
okcrocks
Only drink PBR and pay in quarters
Pan handle on 23rd & penn
Participate in a Civil War reenactment
pick & eat mulberries
pick wild blackberries
Play bass for Captain Eyeball.
play corn hole
Post a viral youtube of your tortoise.
Pretend to like the Flaming Lips
price tower!
properly pronounce Eufaula,Gotebo, Okemah,Waurika, Weleetka, Wewoka, Wetumka and Chickasha
put a delapidated lazy-boy recliner on your front porch
raft the Illinois River
raise chickens
remove mom and you all from your vocab and replace them with MA and YALL
ride a bull. A real one.
Ride a horse
Ride a mechanical bull at a dive bar.
ride the dunes at Little Sahara
Shoot a BIG GUN, little lady!
Shooting competition
Spirit Quest!
start a business
Start calling Jonathan your lovely assistant
Tailgate an OU game.
take 66 all the way through ok
tour Sparks winery
tour tres suenos winery
Tribbey rattlesnake round up
Turner Falls
Use an old bathtub, toilet, wagon, or tire as a planter in your front yard
Visit an oil rig
visit an oklahoma coop farm!
VISIT THE BLUE WHALE
Visit the buffalo at Lawton.
visit the Express Clydesdales
Visit the Tallgrass Prairie Preserve
Vote republican.
walk on the railroad tracks between two small towns
watch a guthrie gunfight
wear jeans to a wedding
Work on an oil and gas drill site
YODEL
You could go SELL something as a "vendor" at Mary's Swap Meet, NE 23 & Midwest Blvd. It would be a great venue for video.